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shaky shaky the thing

March 16, 2026 by Collin

Brandon learns about Irish Chinese food. Collin learns about flooring. Pip learns some news.

March 16, 2026 /Collin

weather, allergies, parent-teacher conferences, tornado drill, Chinese food, Irish Chinese food, McDonald's CEO, flooring, sensory sensitivity, wool carpet, Estella, Herbert, Clara, Magwitch, Jaggers, murder acquittal, housekeeper, child destruction, blackmail, Estella's mother, Pip, Miss Eversham, London, jury confusion, false witnesses, personal capacities, violent struggle, scratches, brambles

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spring loaded candle

March 09, 2026 by Collin

Brandon has a surprise. Collin is celebrating Christmas. Pip makes a decision.

March 09, 2026 /Collin

power outage, storm damage, volleyball game, middle school teams, candle lantern, Boy Scout camping, Miss Havisham, Estella, Provis, Herbert, Jaggers, Wemmick, Pip, Dickens

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not a lot of why

February 16, 2026 by Collin

In which Brandon has a surprise tetanus shot. Collin has opinions about architecture. And poor…poor Pip.

February 16, 2026 /Collin

Travel preparation, conference MC, video recording, 30-second videos, interview questions, promotion strategy, historical museum, neoclassical architecture, modernist deconstruction, brutalist influence, Olympic Games, drone technology, figure skating, Pip's financial struggles, emotional confrontation., Mr. Jaggers, benefactor, debt, allowance, income stream, Pip, Herbert, Wemmick, financial advice, investment, melancholy, condemnation, expectations, London, Biddy.

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accidental French monday

February 02, 2026 by Collin

Wherein Brandon had 3 snow days, someone pushed the button, and Pip…what in the world…

February 02, 2026 /Collin

snow day, accidental French Monday, winter storm, shoveling, remote learning, AMI days, school closure, podcast recording, Miss Havisham, Estella, Pip, Herbert, Victorian England, role of money, Jaggers, London, Joe Gargery, Avenger, Marriage, Hamlet, Play, Servant, Emotions, Conflict

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