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no straight road to Branson

April 20, 2026 by Collin

Collin joined a secret organization. Brandon enjoyed a band. Brandon watched some movies.

April 20, 2026 /Collin

weather forecasts, local broadcasters, independent media, baseball practices, Chamber of Commerce, pet care, pet first aid, Cutco knives, Great Expectations, movie adaptations, Robert De Niro, Ethan Hawke, Gwyneth Paltrow, contemporary setting, marketing strategies, Pip, Estella, Magwitch, Miss Havisham, Joe, Herbert, art show, Paris, wedding, subway, casting, character development, plot changes

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don’t tickle your straight jacket!

April 06, 2026 by Collin

Brandon has a new quest. Collin has a new rabbit hole. Pip…has new expectations!

April 06, 2026 /Collin

Project Corona, satellite imagery, Great Expectations, Pip as narrator, Magwitch, Joe Gargery, St. Louis Cardinals, patio furniture, food trucks, Artemis mission

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watering is required

March 30, 2026 by Collin

Brandon talks of sour cream. Collin talks of watering. Pip remembers his portable property.

March 30, 2026 /Collin

weather, ferns, basement, electrotherapy, news contract, sour cream, Daisy, Great Expectations, Orlick, Magwitch, escape plan, portable property, character motivation, haiku, flooring, flooring options, floor unevenness, resale value, dark floor, modern sensibility, countertops, under-mount sink, insert sink, kitchen remodel, flooring installation, design philosophy, project costs, home renovation, custom cut, industrial kitchen

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shaky shaky the thing

March 16, 2026 by Collin

Brandon learns about Irish Chinese food. Collin learns about flooring. Pip learns some news.

March 16, 2026 /Collin

weather, allergies, parent-teacher conferences, tornado drill, Chinese food, Irish Chinese food, McDonald's CEO, flooring, sensory sensitivity, wool carpet, Estella, Herbert, Clara, Magwitch, Jaggers, murder acquittal, housekeeper, child destruction, blackmail, Estella's mother, Pip, Miss Eversham, London, jury confusion, false witnesses, personal capacities, violent struggle, scratches, brambles

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