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accidental French monday

February 02, 2026 by Collin

Wherein Brandon had 3 snow days, someone pushed the button, and Pip…what in the world…

February 02, 2026 /Collin

snow day, accidental French Monday, winter storm, shoveling, remote learning, AMI days, school closure, podcast recording, Miss Havisham, Estella, Pip, Herbert, Victorian England, role of money, Jaggers, London, Joe Gargery, Avenger, Marriage, Hamlet, Play, Servant, Emotions, Conflict

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rat king of coax

February 03, 2025 by Collin

It’s a big day for Collin. Brandon is on a wellness break. We offer you our “No Nazi Guarantee”

February 03, 2025 /Collin

headphone cushions, wellness break, stomach flu, podcast recording, audio equipment, Sennheiser headphones, tuberculosis outbreak, World War One, death metal, Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms, jaundice, self-medication, relationship dynamics, military service, hotel room, illusion, mirrors, decoy, make believe, war machine, coping strategies, temporary life, reality, fantasy, oppressive surroundings, transition, esthetic opulence, crowded train, emotional turmoil

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what are snow days

January 20, 2025 by Collin

Melting isn't going to happen. Collin is learning to wait. Brandon is trudging through snow. We cover A Farewell to Arms chapters 7-12.

January 20, 2025 /Collin

snow days, weather app, ice melting, snow depth, outdoor recess, school schedule, work packets, snow days policy, sleep schedule, Zoom interviews, podcast recording, biography reading, Napoleon comparison, war discomfort, St. Anthony necklace, war, government, defeat, consequences, soldiers, battle, hunger, macaroni, shelling, medical tent, ambulance, priest, faith, Milan, hospital

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