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pottle of strawberries

January 12, 2026 by Collin

In which Brandon (sort of) lost his voice, Collin critiques a local establishment, and we forget what chapters we read.

January 12, 2026 /Collin

podcast, salad dressing, survey results, staff responses, salad dressing preferences, house salad, blue cheese dressing, ranch dressing, 1000 Island dressing, client meetings, kidney stones, LASIK surgery, London, Mr. Jaggers, Pip's expectations, Pip, Mr. Pocket Jr., Bernard's Inn, decay, strawberries, Miss Havisham, Sarah, lisping guy, expectations, reality, torment, optimism, lodgings, backstory

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rat king of coax

February 03, 2025 by Collin

It’s a big day for Collin. Brandon is on a wellness break. We offer you our “No Nazi Guarantee”

February 03, 2025 /Collin

headphone cushions, wellness break, stomach flu, podcast recording, audio equipment, Sennheiser headphones, tuberculosis outbreak, World War One, death metal, Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms, jaundice, self-medication, relationship dynamics, military service, hotel room, illusion, mirrors, decoy, make believe, war machine, coping strategies, temporary life, reality, fantasy, oppressive surroundings, transition, esthetic opulence, crowded train, emotional turmoil

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