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an alcove

February 23, 2026 by Collin

Collin found a combination of restaurants. Brandon remembers everyone's favorite Chinese place. And Pip has a shocking truth bomb.

February 23, 2026 /Collin

podcast, Austin Texas, remote location, business lounge, combination restaurant, Applebee's, IHOP, Burger King, late stage capitalism, Chinese takeout, band performance, school attendance, Miss Havisham, Pip's expectations, convict's revelation

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pottle of strawberries

January 12, 2026 by Collin

In which Brandon (sort of) lost his voice, Collin critiques a local establishment, and we forget what chapters we read.

January 12, 2026 /Collin

podcast, salad dressing, survey results, staff responses, salad dressing preferences, house salad, blue cheese dressing, ranch dressing, 1000 Island dressing, client meetings, kidney stones, LASIK surgery, London, Mr. Jaggers, Pip's expectations, Pip, Mr. Pocket Jr., Bernard's Inn, decay, strawberries, Miss Havisham, Sarah, lisping guy, expectations, reality, torment, optimism, lodgings, backstory

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