Three brothers. One podcast. Who knows what will happen.

Episodes
About
Contact
Find

binders on shelves

August 25, 2025 by Collin

Brandon is back to school. Collin saw a large duck. Jim makes it home.

August 25, 2025 /Collin

podcast, binders on shelves, first day of school, locker combinations, band schedule, fair experience, inflatable duck, rides, James Bond book, meta narrative, treasure hunt, superstition, pirates, standoff, backstory, Treasure Island, Jim Hawkins, Long John Silver, Captain Smollett, mutiny, gold treasure, adventure, trauma, character growth, moral dilemma, survival, betrayal, island escape, pirate life

Comment

beach the boat…upon the beach

August 11, 2025 by Collin

Collin found the Dark Souls Stairs. Brandon brings a controversial hot take. And Jim??…oh Jim…

August 11, 2025 /Collin

podcast, beach, boat, fair, flies, conspiracy theories, building collapse, city drama, structural engineer, dry rot, asbestos, pirates, Hispaniola, Israel Hands, Captain Flint

Comment

Marionville squirrels

August 04, 2025 by Collin

Collin wasn’t arrested. Brandon saw a squirrel. We’re so thirsty we could chase a schooner.

August 04, 2025 /Collin

training schedule, sleep deprivation, office setup, client visits, plant care, squirrels, late-stage capitalism, vacation destinations, local businesses, sea shanty, Hispaniola, coracle, pirate fight, dehydration, shipwreck., Jim Hawkins, impulsive, captain, ship, anchor, pirates, plan, escape route, cheese, parmesan, river, emergency, cat pilling, thirst, scooter

Comment

looking a bit reclusive

June 16, 2025 by Collin

We aren’t in the right tax bracket. Collin is recovering. Brandon needs a Charlette. At least 5 pirates were involved.

June 16, 2025 /Collin

technical issues, client bookings, last-minute trips, personal assistant, tent pole replacement, fiberglass poles, recipe websites, sea shanty, Captain Flint, blind beggar, pirate treasure, doctor's house, squire Tolan, summer camp, baseball games, Treasure map, squire, Billy Bones, pirate ledger, adventure, Jim, pirates, Bristol, cabin boy, Doctor, Trelawney, Silver bars, City Park, new trees

Comment

COPYRIGHT © 2019-2025, COLLIN & BRANDON FUNKHOUSER. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, EXCEPT AS PERMITTED UNDER THE GENEROUS TERMS OF THE BY-NC-ND CREATIVE COMMONS LICENSE.