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beach the boat…upon the beach

August 11, 2025 by Collin

Collin found the Dark Souls Stairs. Brandon brings a controversial hot take. And Jim??…oh Jim…

August 11, 2025 /Collin

podcast, beach, boat, fair, flies, conspiracy theories, building collapse, city drama, structural engineer, dry rot, asbestos, pirates, Hispaniola, Israel Hands, Captain Flint

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Marionville squirrels

August 04, 2025 by Collin

Collin wasn’t arrested. Brandon saw a squirrel. We’re so thirsty we could chase a schooner.

August 04, 2025 /Collin

training schedule, sleep deprivation, office setup, client visits, plant care, squirrels, late-stage capitalism, vacation destinations, local businesses, sea shanty, Hispaniola, coracle, pirate fight, dehydration, shipwreck., Jim Hawkins, impulsive, captain, ship, anchor, pirates, plan, escape route, cheese, parmesan, river, emergency, cat pilling, thirst, scooter

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