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Marionville squirrels

August 04, 2025 by Collin

Collin wasn’t arrested. Brandon saw a squirrel. We’re so thirsty we could chase a schooner.

August 04, 2025 /Collin

training schedule, sleep deprivation, office setup, client visits, plant care, squirrels, late-stage capitalism, vacation destinations, local businesses, sea shanty, Hispaniola, coracle, pirate fight, dehydration, shipwreck., Jim Hawkins, impulsive, captain, ship, anchor, pirates, plan, escape route, cheese, parmesan, river, emergency, cat pilling, thirst, scooter

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cheese was the real treasure all along

July 28, 2025 by Collin

Collin’s knobs are out of place. Brandon got excited about spiders. PLUS, the biggest shocker yet in Treasure Island.

July 28, 2025 /Collin

cat emergency, cat medication, force pilling, indoor rabbitry, air filtration, sleep system, mouth tape, nose strip, cheese, Treasure Island, Captain Silver, mutiny, pirate attack, stockade, loopholes

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