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binders on shelves

August 25, 2025 by Collin

Brandon is back to school. Collin saw a large duck. Jim makes it home.

August 25, 2025 /Collin

podcast, binders on shelves, first day of school, locker combinations, band schedule, fair experience, inflatable duck, rides, James Bond book, meta narrative, treasure hunt, superstition, pirates, standoff, backstory, Treasure Island, Jim Hawkins, Long John Silver, Captain Smollett, mutiny, gold treasure, adventure, trauma, character growth, moral dilemma, survival, betrayal, island escape, pirate life

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cheese was the real treasure all along

July 28, 2025 by Collin

Collin’s knobs are out of place. Brandon got excited about spiders. PLUS, the biggest shocker yet in Treasure Island.

July 28, 2025 /Collin

cat emergency, cat medication, force pilling, indoor rabbitry, air filtration, sleep system, mouth tape, nose strip, cheese, Treasure Island, Captain Silver, mutiny, pirate attack, stockade, loopholes

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packing anxiety

July 07, 2025 by Collin

Collin is filled with oxygen. Brandon is filled with anxiety. We’re worried about Ben.

July 07, 2025 /Collin

packing anxiety, sleep issues, caffeine consumption, neck support pillow, mouth taping, nose strips, oxygenation, travel preparations, sea shanty, Treasure Island, Long John Silver, mutiny, island survival, rattlesnake, cheese craving, Midwesterner, dangerous situation, Jim, Flint's ship, Silver, treasure, British, island, cannon shot, Union Jack, confusion, backstory, sailor, message

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it's not ok, Jim

June 23, 2025 by Collin

Collin brings good news. Brandon has a rant. We question Jim’s discernment abilities.

June 23, 2025 /Collin

podcast, mobile recording, family trip, international travel, client acquisition, echidna rediscovery, Captain Cook, Kansas City Chiefs, stadium renovation, pirate treasure, sailor jargon, Captain Smollett, mutiny, dramatic irony, blueberry picking, blueberry processing, freezer jam, bagels, cream cheese, dehydration, baking sheet, parchment paper, freezer space, bagel history, Lake Part Two, annual event, pancakes, muffins, Susan's book, live meeting

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