santa pig boxers
Brandon loves repetitive tasks. Collin loves Tom Bombadil. We love fantastical thinking.
Read Morean egregious injury
Collin has deep tones of congestion. Brandon visited Oz! And we discuss brain drain.
Read Morenot how sentences work
Brandon is updated. Collin experienced train enthusiasts. We get a haiku.
Read Moreredacted Gilgamesh
Collin is out of spoons. Brandon is overloaded on Taco Bell sauce. And we cannot figure out cricket boxes.
Read Morea list set in sand
Collin is managing his windows. Brandon has assembled dentists. We have some (very weak) opinions on Halloween movies.
Read MoreMesopotamia time of year
We may get canceled. Collin wants to learn to juggle. Brandon is dressing up as a book character.
Read Morea maize maze
Collin contemplates employment camps. Brandon reminisces about bowling alleys. We wonder, “How could we summarize 1999 in one song?”
Read Moreif you have bagpipes
We’re tired of the heat. Brandon wonders about forklift certification. Collin has memories of library databases.
Read Morenever enough cereal
Collin hears bagpipes. Brandon is seamlessly integrating. And we break down a new business venture.
Read Morepanini press limbo
Brandon doesn’t like capitalism in his hot sandwiches. Collin is on a hiring spree. The late 80’s were a heck of a time.
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