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so may top hats

February 09, 2026 by Collin

Brandon didn’t drop flaming paper. Collin is doing too many things. Pip has become useless.

February 09, 2026 /Collin

podcast, school week, demonstration presentations, rubber band cars, science side quest, video games, Yakuza series, world building, client relations, coaching program, Winter Olympics, Newgate Prison, transactional nature, personal freedom, financial freedom, awkward conversation, Victorian era, former glory, disrepair, bitterness, social commentary, Pip's observations, Mr. Pocket, Mrs. Pocket, domestic economy, needles, thinking top hats, haiku, shadow

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i find myself there

January 05, 2026 by Collin

Brandon is there. Collin is there. and…AARON IS THERE!!

January 05, 2026 /Collin

New Year's celebration, birthday, Oklahoma, aging, video games, Cyberpunk 2077, Dishonored, Elden Ring, Yakuza series, Warhammer Total War, Death Stranding, Biddy, Orlick, Miss Havisham., Pip, loneliness, dissatisfaction, upper society, role models, pompous, apprenticeship, time jump, Miss Havisham, Pumblechook, Joe, London, Great Expectations, narrative.

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50 cent wing stump speech

February 10, 2025 by Collin

Collin is needed. Brandon has opinions on fuzzy sticks. A Farewell to Arms gets even more intense.

February 10, 2025 /Collin

podcast, 50 cent, wing stump speech, training employees, poop scooping, book chapters, Edison book, video games, Treasure Mountain, DOS emulator, PlayStation games, Super Bowl snacks, World War One, retreat, soldiers' morale, lieutenant, deference, chaos, rain, planes, column, soldiers, farmhouse, looting, order, Italy, sergeants, wine, wellness day

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