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ancient abandoned tomato canning factory

June 08, 2026 by Collin

Collin has been busy. Brandon is discovering. Ender is building a gang.

June 08, 2026 /Collin

podcast, abandoned tomato canning factory, chicken coop, travel plans, conference, fear free, military training, Ender's Game, zero gravity, stereotyping, racism, violence, non-violent solutions, giant's game, Fairyland

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it had no cabbage

September 29, 2025 by Collin

Collin walked by a dive bar. Brandon had a picnic. We’re afraid of the mind of a 6th grader.

September 29, 2025 /Collin

traveling, hurricane, American Airlines, flight delays, boarding experience, layover, conference, Q&A session, computer charger, parent-teacher conferences, student presentations, accountability, classroom management, respectful behavior, presentation criteria

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a thing happened

September 15, 2025 by Collin

Brandon is playing Chess. Collin is flying. Wake us up when September is over.

September 15, 2025 /Collin

podcast, Brandon, Collin, September, Green Day, school, kids, hallway, Alamo, Riverwalk, San Antonio, conference, hotel, chess, internet

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air vent neuroses

March 04, 2024 by Collin

Collin survived Texas. Brandon survived a full week of school. We have opinions about donuts.

March 04, 2024 /Collin

donut, driving, doughnuts, muffins, churro, good, put, fine, number, glaze, raspberry, feel, conference, texas, sitting, big, blueberry muffin, twist, day, bad

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